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PostPosted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 4:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 4:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him.
He appears to be in a deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee

"What's the matter,dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room, " Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.
"Yes i do" she replies. The husband pauses . The words are not coming easily.

"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car having a nookie?"
"Yes i remember" says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continues. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said,either you marry my daughter,or ill send you to jail for 20 years?"

"I remember that too" she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says "I would have gotten out today".
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 9:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing An oldie and still a goodie Brian Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 11:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My wife being the romantic sort, just sent me a text.............






"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your
... Smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a Sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."





I replied........"I am having a shit. What should I do?"
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 5:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!".
"I've been circumcised.", the other replied.
"What's that mean?"
"It means they cut the skin off the end."
"How old were you when it was cut off?"
"My mom said I was two days old."
"Did it hurt?", the kid asked inquiringly.
"You bet it hurt, I didn't walk for a year!"
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 5:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's Saturday morning and John's just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So John heads back to the clubhouse and phones home. "Hello?" says a little girl's voice.
"Hi, honey, it's Daddy," says John. "Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Fred."
After a brief pause, John says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Fred, honey!"
"Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!"
"Okay, then. Here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout in to Mommy and Uncle Fred that my car's just pulled up outside the house."
"Okay, Daddy!" A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy."
"And what happened?"
"Well, Mommy jumped out of bed and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went out the front window and now she's all dead."
"Oh, my God! What about Uncle Fred?"
"He jumped out of bed too, and he was all scared, and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. But he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's dead too."
There is a long pause.
"Swimming pool? sorry ive got the wrong number



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